his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
