I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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