No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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