Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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