why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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