So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
ttyl tear gas
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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