Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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