Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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