So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It's blow job season.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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