dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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