You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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