Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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