Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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