As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she peed on how many people?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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