I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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