yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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