It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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