so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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