He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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