Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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