maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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