Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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