On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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