Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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