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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Mom said you looked used
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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