how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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