Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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