i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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