Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
