Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize