Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Just cropdusted the office
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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