Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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