Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
