Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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