It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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