A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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