I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I AM VODKA MAN
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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