But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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