I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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