I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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