Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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