So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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