i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i may or may not be watching the land before time
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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