Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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