we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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