Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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