i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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