we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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