remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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