Betty ford says i'm here all night
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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