Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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