Apparently you make a good broom.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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