Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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