And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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